Our Chocolate Bars
$11 per bar · All natural ingredients · Collectible card in every bar
1st Batch — 58%
Our flagship bar. Bean-to-bar, handmade with Hacienda Jean Marie Puerto Rican nibs that reveal subtle banana flavor notes. Three simple ingredients: cacao nib, cacao butter, and maple sugar.
- •58% cacao content
- •Hacienda Jean Marie Puerto Rican nibs
- •Three ingredients: cacao nib, cacao butter, maple sugar
- •Bean-to-bar, handmade
50/50 Breakfast Bar
A 50% cacao base combined with single-origin coffee flavoring. Made with Oko Caribe Dominican nibs for a darker, smokier profile. Your afternoon energizer.
- •50% cacao base + single-origin coffee
- •Oko Caribe Dominican nibs
- •Darker, smokier profile
- •Afternoon energizer
Holiday Gelt Bars
Seasonal57% dark chocolate wrapped in gold foil. Three simple ingredients: cacao nib, cacao butter, and maple sugar. Some varieties sprinkled with Maldon Sea Salt. Each bar includes a card insert with chances to win 3D printed merchandise or additional chocolate.
- •57% dark chocolate
- •Gold foil wrapping
- •Some with Maldon Sea Salt
- •Collectible card inserts with prizes
Baseball Series 1
LimitedOnly 70 baseball bars produced — 30 milk chocolate. Each bar comes with a collectible baseball card. 5 winning cards with a 7% chance of winning a Limited Edition 3D Printed SchMucks Figurine.
- •Limited edition: only 70 bars produced
- •Collectible baseball card included
- •7% chance to win a 3D printed figurine
- •Milk chocolate