SchMucks
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Our Chocolate Bars

$11 per bar · All natural ingredients · Collectible card in every bar

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1st Batch — 58%

Our flagship bar. Bean-to-bar, handmade with Hacienda Jean Marie Puerto Rican nibs that reveal subtle banana flavor notes. Three simple ingredients: cacao nib, cacao butter, and maple sugar.

  • 58% cacao content
  • Hacienda Jean Marie Puerto Rican nibs
  • Three ingredients: cacao nib, cacao butter, maple sugar
  • Bean-to-bar, handmade
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50/50 Breakfast Bar

A 50% cacao base combined with single-origin coffee flavoring. Made with Oko Caribe Dominican nibs for a darker, smokier profile. Your afternoon energizer.

  • 50% cacao base + single-origin coffee
  • Oko Caribe Dominican nibs
  • Darker, smokier profile
  • Afternoon energizer
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Holiday Gelt Bars

Seasonal

57% dark chocolate wrapped in gold foil. Three simple ingredients: cacao nib, cacao butter, and maple sugar. Some varieties sprinkled with Maldon Sea Salt. Each bar includes a card insert with chances to win 3D printed merchandise or additional chocolate.

  • 57% dark chocolate
  • Gold foil wrapping
  • Some with Maldon Sea Salt
  • Collectible card inserts with prizes
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Baseball Series 1

Limited

Only 70 baseball bars produced — 30 milk chocolate. Each bar comes with a collectible baseball card. 5 winning cards with a 7% chance of winning a Limited Edition 3D Printed SchMucks Figurine.

  • Limited edition: only 70 bars produced
  • Collectible baseball card included
  • 7% chance to win a 3D printed figurine
  • Milk chocolate
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