SchMucks
our story

About SchMucks

SchMucks Chocolate is a premium chocolate brand that sources only the best, all natural ingredients. But wait, there's more. We at SchMucks believe that chocolate shouldn't just taste good — it should be fun! Fun to buy, fun to share, and fun to eat.

Limited run SchMucks bars include collectible games that offer prizes or discounts on future purchases. Check the blog for periodic updates.

Our Ingredients

We keep it simple: cacao nib, cacao butter, and maple sugar. That's it. No corn syrup, no fillers, no nonsense.

We use maple sugar as our sweetener which imparts subtle caramel and vanilla notes. It also has a glycemic index ~50% lower than corn syrup.

Our Cacao Sources

Hacienda Jean Marie

Puerto Rican nibs with banana flavor notes. Used in our 1st Batch 58%.

Oko Caribe

Organic Dominican Republic 2024 Harvest. Darker, smokier profile. Used in our Breakfast Bar.

Bean to Bar

Every step happens by hand — from roasting raw cacao beans in the oven, to cracking and winnowing with rolling pins and wooden spoons, to tempering and molding the final bars. This is craft chocolate made in New Jersey with care (and a healthy dose of irreverence).

~ handmade with love ~