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FAQs

Don't you think $20 per bar is a little steep?

Yes, which is why they will be sold for $11/bar.

Should the bars be bigger than they are?

No. They are the right size.

What does schmucks chocolate mean?

Do you ask a lot of stupid questions? You are probably a schmuck.

How quality are your ingredients?

They are truly premium ingredients. We use maple sugar as our sweetener which imparts subtle caramel and vanilla notes. It also has a glycemic index ~50% lower than corn syrup — YUK!

Why am I not having fun?

Have you tried purchasing more SchMucks Chocolate yet?